itgoeswell: The Doors // Break On Through
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out...– Demitri Martin
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good...– Mitch Hedberg
If a Dog Were Your Teacher…
If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory. Take naps and stretch before rising. Run, romp, and...