The Main Reason I Hate Pigeons...
joeychaan: evelyn-x: I hate Birds. OMG. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Its actually diet soda, which is cool, people ask if im on a diet, but im not,...– Gabriel Iglesias
THE INCEPTION "BRRAAAAHHHMM" BUTTON →
collegehumor: Learning Piano to Get You Laid (with Bo Burnham). How many octaves does it take to win a girl’s heart? We have no idea. Bo is our star of the week!
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image...– Jerry Seinfeld (via jonwithabullet)
My house is on fire… marshmallows!– Greg Giraldo